One Piece Dub Piece Both this article and Dub Piece could be seen as mildly offensive. Do not read on if you’re easily offended.
Directed by: Steve Yurko
Created by: That’s What She Said Productions
What is Dub Piece?Believe it or not, Dub Piece is just over a whole year old. The original fan dub that ripped the 4Kidz version to bits, Dub Piece has gathered a fan base to rival One Piece itself! Full of offensive jokes, not so offensive jokes and a gangster reindeer, you’ll never look at One Piece (or the Candyman song) the same way again. Season One is about to be released onto DVD. Dub Piece can be seen at www.dailymotion.com/sanjiscool. Dub Piece is a fan dub of One Piece made by a few members of Arlong Park Forums. It basically jabs fun at the awful voice casting done by 4Kidz but that’s not the only gag…
Season 1
Episode One: The Hero of Arabasta and the Ballerina on Deck
Episode Parodied: 92
Date of Premier: 18th March 2006
Best Quote: “Man, I hate pillow biters!†– Zoro, talking about Mr 2.
The episode begins with the Pig Nose Pirates attacking Arabasta. Crocodile sneaks out to take a leak, only to have the captain of the Pig Nose Pirates insult his ‘Tiffany Original’ coat. Not standing for this, Sir Crocodile wastes them and walks off. Chaka and Pell arrive late as normal.
The Straw Hats on the other hand are having a normal day. Nami bragging about her maps, Usopp using Carue as fishing bait and Zoro saying gay things. Upon entering the Jamaican Triangle (the only place on the Grand Line where weed smoking is legal), Bon Clay ends up with the Straw Hats for a while. He bitch slaps them and entertains with a dance before being rescued by his boat. He promises to return so that he may teach them how to dance. Just before docking in Arabasta the crew tape their arms up for some S and M role-play. The episode ends dramatically with Luffy’s crew surrounded by the Baroque Works Sex Brigade.
Episode Two: Captain Confrontation! The Last Fight: Combat!
Episode Parodied: 217
Date of Premier: 8th April 2006
Best Quote: “What do you want to bet that I can bounce a nickel off Nami’s ass?†– Sanji talking to Usopp
Trivia:
- Usopp put Luffy at a disadvantage before the boxing match as he didn’t have a training montage like the Rocky films.
- The Announcer calls his bird Pidgeot, after the Pokemon.
- The Foxy Bombs have the voice of the seagulls from Finding Nemo.
- At the end of the episode, there’s a trailer for a dub of the cartoon, Doug.
We find our heroes in the Davy Back Fight, with Chopper and Robin taken from them by the jello pudding eating Foxy the Silver Fox. Nami sees a chance to get a threesome as Foxy tries to think of whom to choose next. Before the build up to the final fight, the Straw Hats discover that Nami was in a porn video and that the food stands don’t sell chicken. Usopp and Luffy discover the dressing room of all the greatest black boxers in history and use something that’ll give Luffy and edge in the fight: an afro. Tensions run high as the final of the Davy Back Fight begins!
Episode Three: The World’s Strongest Weirdo! Jango the Hypnotist!
Episode Parodied: 10
Date of Premier: 13th May 2006
Best Quote: “You don’t look like Bruce Wayne. You look like … Bruce Wayne’s penis. Yeah.†– Kuro to Usopp
Trivia:
- Usopp cries out Kamekameha (the famous DBZ attack) when he punches Kuro.
- Luffy challenges Kuro to a Shaolin Showdown.
- In Kuro’s flashback, the gates to Kaya’s mansion open and the Final Fantasy music plays.
- Usopp cried “Roll out Decepticons!†when watching Kuro and Jango on the beach.
This episode starts with Luffy, Nami, Zorro and the Usopp Pirates jumping from an aeroplane. They land in the garden of Kaya’s mansion where Usopp is speaking to the girl from a tree. Kuro soon arrives, telling the Pirates to get lost and that he burnt Kaya’s Fall Out Boy CDs. Later on the butler brings some pizza rolls to the crying Kaya and sings her the following song:
"I remember when you were still young
And grew flowers in the garden.
By your father’s grave.
Your father’s grave.
Your guards thought I was some kind of pirate
But truthfully I was … well, I was a pirate
But you know, that’s best left unknown.
Your hair was blonde.
Your breasts were B-cups.
Your father was some kind of lumberjack man.
He stood with his hand outreached and said,
“Welcome to my store! We have lumber for you!â€Â
And I was accepted into your home.
That song makes me cry every time that I sing it
Your father never gave me the wood.
He never gave me …
Your father was such a great lumberjack!â€Â
Meanwhile, the others meet Jango while trading Pokemon/Jesus/Satan trading cards. Usopp and Luffy track both Kuro and Jango down to find out their awful plan – to steal Kaya’s spaghetti! Everything goes pear shaped as Jango hypnotises Luffy and Kuro ‘gets the crew’ onto Usopp!
Episode Four: The Greatest Pirate Fleet! Captain Don Krieg!
Episode Parodied: 22
Date of Premiere: 16th August 2006
Best Quote: “I have 50 Rare Candies in my pocket. 50 levels to beat your slimy, testical ass with Sanj.†– Red Leg Zeff to Sanji
Trivia:
- The ‘Destroy us all!’ sound bite is from ‘The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.’
- Krieg’s suction cups are said to take their victims to the Shadow Realm from Yu-Gi-Oh.
Zeff demands a pepperoni pizza from Sanji, while he’s trying to score with Nami. Zeff walks off in a huff while Sanji apologizes to his guests. Luffy gets dragged back to back but all of a sudden, Sanji breaks out into song – the most peculiar version of ‘The Candyman’ ever.
Upon the arrival of Don Krieg’s ship, the dramatic Imperial March music plays as Don Krieg bursts into the Baratie. The Pirate Admiral ends up falling down onto the floor during a game of Twister but is given some rice and beans by Sanji to fill him up. But alas! It was all a cunning trick by Don Krieg to get some fried chicken! Will the villain prevail?
Episode Five: Luffy in Trouble! Fishmen vs. Luffy Pirates!
Episode Parodied: 38
Date of Premiere: 16th August 2006
Best Quote: “You fell for my trap card, Arlong.†– Johnny
Trivia:
- The amount of plot holes within Full Metal Alchemist is mentioned.
- A mysterious voice urges people to ‘Hail Yakon!’, a villain from Dragonball Z.
- Johnny the Bounty Hunter keeps on telling the villagers that he has the heart of the cards.
The episode opens upon a distressed Nami, who has been told to look after Luffy’s hat while some people in the background keep on clapping. Luffy himself arrives at Arlong’s pad and knocks him flying. Arlong is very annoyed by this and tells the pirate that he is no longer invited to the Clam Bake. The battle begins when Hatchi summons Mohmoo, who Luffy defeats with a hokey pokey attack.
The crowd grows restless outside Arlong Park. The Doctor starts to sing the Brady Bunch theme. But horror! Luffy is stuck in the rock! The Fishmen attack and throw Luffy in the sea. As the battle begins who will win? Johnny Depp or Yakon?
Episode Six: Fantastic Voyage
Episodes Parodied: 53, 60, 61, 67, 78, 92
Date Premiered: 30th September 2006
Best Quote: “I have long fingernails! That is my super power! Super power!†– Erik the Weasel
Shock! Horror! The Straw Hats are done for! They’re stuck in a filler episode. The evil Erik the ‘Fillian’ reveals his plan to make filler villains rule the world before Luffy hits him away. The crew suddenly arrive back at Loguetown where they try and break Chopper out of a barrel. The next obstacle is the deadly Bible Mountain, the way into the Grand Line. Not even a very badly drawn glacier can stop the pirates. What other adventures await them in this episode? Do we really want to know?
Season Two
Episode Seven: Operation Disembarkation Commences! The Straw Hats are Breaking In!
Episode Parodied: 264
Date Premiered: 1st December 2006
Best Quote: “With that toad he could destroy the Megaverse! Like in Sailor Moon! Watch out Megaverse!†– Sogeking
Even with promises of bubble gum happiness, the King of Snipers fails to bring Robin back to the Straw Hats. She gets whisked away by CP9 and the odd sounding Kalifa, who announces that the dining cart is closed (much to Lucci’s annoyance). Meanwhile, Kokoro and Luffy to talk to a giant toad. CP9 – or is it Aerosmith? – arrive at Anus Lobby, where they lead Franky and Robin to their blue robot desiring boss, Spandam. Spandam lectures Kumadori, Jyabura and Fukurou about not selling enough cookies as the recently reunited Straw Hats share Robin flashbacks. The Straw Hats plan to break into Anus Lobby but two questions remain: namely, who draws the best maps and where to attack from!
Special: A Very Merry Dub Piece Christmas
Episode Parodied: Most of the Drum Island arc
Date Premiered: 22nd December 2006
Best Quote: “Bitch, I like chicken. That doesn’t make me black. I’m a reindeer.†– Chopper to Nami
Ever wondered what the Straw Hats want for Christmas? According to this delightful celebration of the festive season a Nintendo Wii. Nami failed to get one, so in desperation the gang try and track down Santa Claus. Upon landing at the North Side Pole they get attacked by Dalton’s crew, who later invite them for some nutmeg and coco butter. Dalton informs them that the only way to get a Wii is by climbing up the dangerous Candy Mountain to go to Mrs Claus’ castle.
Episode Eight: Luffy charges In! Great Decisive Battle on the Judiciary Island!
Episodes Parodied: 265,266,267
Date Premiered: 18th March 2007
Best Quote: “He’s the one missing this great train music.†– Sanji
Back at Anues Lobby, Spandam orders a chicken mayo sandwich as the Straw Hats plan to break through the Marines. Spandam receives a report from the battle, when the soldier is suddenly knocked out. To distress himself, Spandam orders pizza and as quick as a flash, Lucci and the others arrive to take their order. Chaos breaks lose as Jyabura attacks Lucci and Fukurou finds out that someone’s power level is over 9000! The Rocketman also makes it over the gates but right in the middle of a group of Marines? Will they survive? Why have 4Kidz hired Spandam to kill Robin and Franky? This episode also includes a ‘Report Time’ short.
Dub Piece Cast
Directed by: Steve Yurko
Monkey D. Luffy: Steve Yurko
Afro Luffy: Royce Calife
Roronoa Zoro: Dan Cox
Nami: Shiny
Usopp/Sogeking: Dan Cox
Sanji: Steve Yurko
Tony Tony Chopper: Royce Calife
Nico Robin: Dan Cox
Franky: Shiny
Princess ViVi: Shiny
Spandam: Dan Cox
Rob Lucci: Shiny
Blueno: Steve Yurko
Jyabura: Royce Calife
Fukurou: Dan Cox
Califa: Steve Yurko
Kumadori: Dan Cox
Kaku: Dan Cox
Carue: Shiny
‘Eat Me’ Carue: Royce Calife
Red Leg Zeff: Shiny
Kokoro: Royce Calife
Paulie: Shiny
Zambai: Dan
Chimney: Shiny
Sir Crocodile: Dan Cox
Mr 2. Bon Clay: Royce Calife
Foxy: Royce Calife
Captain Kuro: Dan Cox
Jango: Jose Marrero
Don Krieg: Royce Calife
Gin: Dan Cox
Arlong: Shiny
Kurrobi: Dan Cox
Hachi: Shiny
Choo: Royce Calife
Erik: Steve Yurko
Buggy the Clown: Dan Cox
Chaka: Steve Yurko
Cobra: Steve Yurko
Cat Shark: Royce Calife
Announcer: Shiny
Porche: Dan Cox
Pidgeot: Royce Calife
Kaya: Shiny
Young Kaya: Dan Cox
Usopp Pirates: Royce Calife
Bodyguard 2: Sean Van Sise
Hermit Crab: Shiny
Random Chef: Royce Calife
Patty: Dan Cox
Screaming Lady: Shiny
Ironfist Fullbody: Steve Yurko
Carne: Dan Cox
Marine Officer: Sean Van Sise
Genzo: Dan Cox
Yosaku: Royce Calife
Johnny: Dan Cox
Doctor: Royce Calife
Mohmoo: Sean Van Sise
Nojiko: Shiny
Apis: Shiny
Yasopp: Dan Cox
Marine Guard: Sean Van Sise
Ashford: Dan Cox
Baskerville: Shiny, Steve Yurko and Dan Cox
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